The Official Fan Film Director Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about fan film directors, REAL FAN FILM DIRECTORS. This site is awesome. My name is Adam and I can't stop thinking about fan film directors. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Directors are mammals.
2. Directors work on their fan films ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the director is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Digital Camera Stolen Editing Software
Fan film directors can kill anyone they want! Directors cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this director who was posting on the TFN forum. And when some dude asked where Duality was the director killed the whole town. My friend Niobe said that she saw a director totally uppercut some kid just because the kid forgot a line.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that fan film directors have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Fan film directors are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Fan film directors are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start film class next year. I love directors with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about fan film directors?
A: Fan film directors are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, directors are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that fan film directors are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, fan film directors can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do fan film directors do when they're not making movies or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they hang out in the chat room. (Ask Niobe if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Niobe showing off.
She's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
This is a spoof of "Real Ultimate Power", a Web site that will change your life.